In a shock news announcement today, a man admitted to changing his provider three times within a twelve month period. A statement which brought gasps of disbelief from his co-workers.
Gomez Sanchez says "I knew the dude for a while now, he just didn't seem the type you know, man? He seemed a stand up guy and all. It ees always thee quiet ones, eh?"
The local man in question had been allegedly complaining about his provider for some time, A co-worker, Jared Jambone, said this "you know people are always saying stuff, like oh I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna do that, but then, when someone does, its like, what? Just shock, like, what did you do man? WHAT DID YOU DO?"
The fickle phone changer could not be reached at the time of going to press but we spoke to his supervisor, Mrs Primly-Staid, "He has always been such a polite boy. I am surprised at his fear of commitment, I pity his poor girlfriend. Really? What is the world coming to? We would never have done that sort of thing when I was young, people stuck to what they had, I didn't go changing my phone every ten minutes back in the forties"
