Written by matthatt

Thursday, 15 July 2010

image for People are getting older, science blokes reckon
A sexy lady in the process of getting older.

In an astonishing announcement type thing yesterday, some science chap said that he has been doing some studying and that, of people and stuff.

Our reporter bloke went to go and see him and he took a pen and paper too. Just for the look of the thing, like.

So I asks the science bloke what he has found out and he says that people are getting older, he wrote it down and everything because he thought it was quite important, right?

His dad was like, younger, a few years ago, yeah? And this science bloke, what I was talking to, he reckons that when he was much younger he can remember that his dad had more hair and looked younger and wasn't such a grumpy fart, now he says that his dad has gone all old and wrinkly and started to smell a bit and that his mum shouts at him more for not remembering to get stuff when he goes to the shops.

I was quite surprised by what this science bloke was saying because I noticed the same kind of things with my parents, but it got worse see? He then goes on to tell me how it aint just parents what are getting older either. We only notice it with them cos of the smells and the crust that starts to grow around their edges.

But he reckons YOUNG people are also getting older, I nearly went mental when he told me that bit!

Apparently, we are all going to get old like what his dad did, everyone! including you!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Old People, Age

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