For years now scientists have stated the benefits of eating chocolate but until now, they have made taste the main thing. Now they are attempting to keep the taste but add even more antioxidants and flavor to their products.
"Chocolate has been proven as an aphrodisiac for many years", states Matthews R. Bigger, the head of this latest study. Now we can make it an even stronger one."
According to Bigger, many guys are going to purchase these for the special lady in their life and help her eat a few. Special occasions will be even more special as the two of you celebrate Birthdays, Anniversaries, Ground Hog Day, Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays and Twice on Sundays.
One key company that we all know but cannot mention here says that their new chocolate bar will fight wrinkles and slow the aging process.
"And No! we're not talking about losing wrinkles through fat", stated Hersh...the unnamed company spokesman.
Consumers are becoming increasingly aware of the nutritional value of what they eat according to the latest surveys.
"So enjoy. Eat chocolate, have sex, stay young and mix all three at the same time", states one guy who was part of the test group. "See, I'm taking Shirley ten boxes!"