Scientists have proven that "lifeless prion proteins" can evolve, mutliply and enter humans via suspect channels.
The Spoof writership has been warned as many Spoofers suffer from several afflictions caused by "lifeless prions" entering their already demented, nutty, insane minds.
These "lifeless prions" select beings who are particularly suspect, weak and showing slight chinks in their "mental immune systems!"
Spoof writers have become targets for "lifeless prions" due to the stress of writing so much daily "bullshit" to entertain their readers.
A recent case of "lifeless Prions" entering a Spoofers head was the writer of this incredible spoof, Jaggedone.
He was lame for 2 days, couldn't speak one word of sense for a week (that's pretty normal), sat on the bog rolling his eyes left to right and was blabbering kiddies nursery rhymes backwards.
A clear case of "lifeless Prion" attacks and certainly nothing to do with over excessive binge drinking during the festive period.
Spoof writers have been informed about the possibility of attack by "evolving lifeless prions" have built firewalls in their gradual dementing minds and hope that no "lifeless prions" enter via Trojan Horses or via editor, Mark Lowton, refusing to publish their Spoofs!
