Computer Software Recalled

Funny story written by 3rdsentryproductions

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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This glass cage *is* idiot proof.

At 8 o'clock today, executives of software giant Nanoweak announced the recall of their new operating software, Porthole Seascape Platinum.

This sudden breakthrough comes as the result of new testing performed in the Nanoweak Research Department.

The supposed "idiot-proof" usability of Seascape Platinum, when introduced to a true idiot, did not even stand a chance. The term "a snowball in hell" comes to mind when the research team discovered these startling results.

Effective immediately, all copies of this software should be returned, and full refunds will be given to unlucky customers.

There have yet to be any reports of lawsuits against the software giants.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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