Television Is Good For Your Height

Funny story written by DaddyMothership

Thursday, 3 September 2009

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Recent studies have shown that watching too much television can seriously help promote growth in normal healthy humans. The research which has taken 13 years to complete has whipped the scientific world into frenzy.

"The hypothesis from this study is astounding." Said one boffin.

"Like totally." Said another nerdier looking colleague.

"You see we observed a group of 20 babies over a 13 year period. We made them watch a great deal of television and keep a diary of their intake." An almost girlish scientist told us. "And after the 13 years were up 18 of the 20 babies who we made watch TV had grown significantly. 2 of the study group emigrated during the study so we have no idea if they grew or not, as they may have not had televisions where they went."

The scientific team went on to tell us this is a breakthrough on par with the decoding of DNA or modding a laptop's CPU by 12%.

Once again science has proven itself to be a huge cock.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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