Written by Pointer

Friday, 12 June 2009

image for Scientist Names New Species After Wife: Nagging Bitch Shrew
Cecile Screwdup was already the inspiration for the name of the pig-nosed bitch shrew of North Wales

Rodentologist Nigel Screwdup was tip toeing through the jungles of Borneo in search of new species when he heard a repetitive shrill screech. Upon further investigation Screwdup discovered an immaculately appointed nest. The Welch vermin expert staked out the nest till nightfall and managed to photograph the new species of shrew.

Caught on digital video the Nagging Bitch Shrew could be seen viciously remonstration at her mate for tracking mud into the pristine nest. The mate Screwdup believes may be deaf since it did not appear to ever notice the ear piercing screeches. This of course just brought more and more deafening complaints. The male then just calmly left the nest for a near by watering hole.

Dr Screwdup honored his wife of twelve good years in their forty year relationship:" When I heard those screesched and later witnessed this new shrew in action, I immediately thought of my dear Cecile and wanted her to remembered for all time by vermin watchers as the source of name of this important discovery."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Wife, species




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