Vienna - (Ponzi Scam Mess): A mysterious benefactor, believed to be an octogenarian Jewish woman with Nazi ancestry and untreatable dellusions of monarchy, has paid off a £91 million bail bond for fraudster banker Julius Meinl V.
Meinl, 69, had spent several months in an Austrian jail after his eponymous financial empire collapsed owing $6 billion in a classic Ponzi scam compared by the FBI this week to that of Antiguan frauster Sir Allen '20-20 vision' Stanford.
The Austrian banker, who lives in a grace and favor residence in Wiltshore, UK, is the firstborn son of the royal monarchy hoaxer Queen Elizabeth and her only lawfully wedded husband Pope Joseph Ratzinger.
MI6 and UK Anti-Terror Branch believe that the Vatican Bank is on the verge of yet another collapse and have insisted that 'God's Banker No# 2' Joseph Meinl remains under CCTV house arrest 'in case someone is planning another Roberto Calvi-style Blackfriars Bridge spectacular'.
Cherie Blair is gagging with rage.
