Written by Doze

Friday, 3 April 2009

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A motorbike with legs

A motorcycle was hatched today with no wheels. It will be attempting to race this Wednesday in the Motocross TurboPrix 4000 and has been fitted with prosthetic legs in order to make it safely around the track.

The sight of a motorcycle running will come as a shock to some, especially since nature never intended such a monstrosity to exist, yet alone compete.

The cycle successfully passed its drugs test and with any luck will take gold - giving a much needed boost to the prosthetic community.

We wish it well on a proud day for science.

Run little bike, run.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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