No one quite comprehends how it is that a 13 year old boy from Hackneye can fertilze his 15 year old squeeze and mature and well developed British males can't get their fertile and very feminine fully grown ladies with child.
Puritan party leader, John Milton Blindasbat told the Parliament that the scourge of pornography is to blame:
"I have spent countless hours researching the porn industry in a scrupulous attempt to protect our youth. Do you have any idea how graphic some of this material is. if a british child watches even for only a few hours, I believe, they will learn how human reproduction is achieved. my generation was never told about these hijinx. any breeding we produced was totally by pure and simple accident and God intended"
A recent survey by STD researchers at Gallup and Crud confirmed MP Blindasbat's report. 99% of Great Britons believe that STD's are a petroleum additive that helps your car run better.
