Shocking Truth About Swine Industry Revealed: What Price Bacon?

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

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St Swine, patron saint of pig eaters and rescuer of consumed and excreted piggies

It has been revealed that pigs are poorly treated before their throats are slashed and most of us eat them. A pig loving website displays gruesome pictures of the tiny pigpens and other cruel conditions under which the soon to be slaughtered and consumed animal products are imprisoned.

In a related article in Carnivore Carnival, live action video reveals the horrid journey of the post mortem swine as he is mascerated by countless real and artificial human teeth. The amazing footage shows the savagery of swallowing the pig meat down male and female gullets and track its passage to the stomach.

Showers of pulsating sprays of caustic acids chemically tear the poor creatures apart as they are forced by powerful digestive muscles through large and small intestines alike. Even CC had the good taste to shield the readers eyes from the gory final details of the excretory process. Carnivore carnival's eatitorial writers sought to comfort fellow porkers by the recitation of the age old tale of Saint Swine and how he carries the souls of all juicy piggies straight to the great mudpool in the sky.

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