NASA's Mars Observer finds fabled Martian 'Valley of the Kings' erection

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Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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The famous Egyptian necropolis site has long been suspected of being modelled on a secret Martian prototype

Cydonia - (Jean-François Champollion Mess): NASA's Mars Observer has sent back stunning pictures of the red planet's very own Vallley of the Kings erection in an area close to the pentagrammic D&M Pyramid in Cydonia.

The famous Egyptian necropolis site has long been suspected of being modelled on a secret Martian prototype.

Some archaeologists believe that the cosmic ancestors of a superior alien race which first seeded Earth one billion years ago may lie buried beneath the Martian surface somewhere.

Today's satellitle pictures show classic Valley of the Kings-like formations near Cydonia's famous pentagrammic dipyramid structure.

The isohedral star polyhedron appears to be composed of ten intersecting quartz crystal isoceles triangles and could be the duel (sic) of a standard pentagrammic prism.

NASA scientists say that up to one thousand alien ancestors may be buried in this Martian Valley of the Cosmic Kings.

Prof Stephen Hawking is glued to his telescope.

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