Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

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ISS crew all big McCain fans?

Outer Space - (X-Files Mess): Thanks to state of the art technology International Space Station astronauts can vote 'for the alien commander in chief of their choice' in Tuesday's presidential election.

NASA has confirmed that secure electronic balloting equipment has been installed in conjunction with the Harris and Brazoria County Clerk's orifice.

This technology is uplinked by both the Jet Convulsion Laboratory in Pasadena and by NASA's Johnson Space Center Mission Control Center to make the vote possible.

Officially the ISS's Commander Edward Michael Fincke and Flight Engineer and Science Officer Greg Chamitoff are not disclosing who gets their vote in the November 4 ballot.

Traditionally however NASA scientists tend to vote for whoever vows to continue gagging the country's X-file secrets about the copyright ownership of the missing Apollo Moon Landing mission documents.

President-Elect McCain is 109.

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