NewsDesk Geneva, Switzerland: A group of young scientists from CERN were arrested last night while partying at a popular nightspot for scientists in Geneva.
Reports coming in state young revellers in the Quantum Pub were arrested while stripping down and asking female patrons if they wanted to play with their hardon colliders.
Commenting on the incident a young lady said it was disgusting, "they kept screaming about their hardon collider and if we wanted to participate in an experiment on setting their pendulum in motion."
Chiming in a woman scientist said that "the experiment would not have been worth it anyway. Most of these men had attachments the size of a sub-atomic particle anyway".
According to reports the other popular lines used by the scientists on anyone who looked vaguely female was "can I play with you hick-bosoms?" and "wanna feel my sub-abdominal particles?"
Single men at the club claimed that some scientists approached them about conducting experiments with a black hole.
The management at CERN denied any responsibility, stating experiments conducted offsite did not meet the institutes approval and could not be blamed for any data collected thereof.
