Palin Awarded the Rubber Dildo Award

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Thursday, 18 September 2008

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Arizona Center for Biological Diversity awards the Rubber Dildo award every year to the pubic figure that has spent the most effort fucking themselves up at the expense of the common good. George Worst President ever Bush has won the prize seven years running.

US oil companies were strong favorites this year as they have plunged America into a self-screwing mess. The subprime mortgage greedy bastards looked like everybody's favorite for their self- indulgent lust social destructiveness.

The winner this year announced at the Goodyear Rubber plant was novice human being Sarah Palin. Palin stole the prize for her abandonment of the Alaskan Polar Bear through falsification of environmental reports.

Palin accepted the award wearing the strap-on that husband Todd gave her for Father's Day and told the Republicunt audience that the Polar Bears are no more endangered than Bears Stearn and that big government was the real problem and both bears were just whiners!

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