Feeding a yak eggnog has found to result in an almost immediate raging erection.
Jake Hamilton, an American College student, made the discovery while he was studying anthropology in Mongolia. In an effort to share his American culture with Mongolians, Jake organized a traditional American Christmas party, which included Christmas lights, a Christmas tree and gallons of eggnog.
What may be perceived to some as animal abuse, giving eggnog to a yak may be the most important scientific discovery to come out of Mongolia for years.
Interestingly like many important discoveries it was discovered accidentally. When asked why he fed the yak eggnog, Jake Described the story for us. "The Yak was sticking his tongue out, so I could tell he was thirsty. Then in the midst of my drunken conversation with the animal I noticed the it had a huge erection"
Jake, amused with the occurrence returned to the party tent and explained to the locals how amazed he was with the size of the Yak's penis. To Jake's surprise, the locals were equally amazed.
What Jake did not know is that Mongolia, which relies on Yak for their milk and meat, has been struggling to breed the animal, which seems to have lost it's drive to make. Over thousands of years of breeding the horniness gene in yaks seems to have disappeared. This may be because Mongolians have a history of selecting the least aggressive yaks for breeding.
Eggnog, which in now being produced in large quantities for commercial Yak consumption may be the magic solution for breeding Yaks and ignite growth in the depressed Mongolian Economy.
