Daniel Radcliffe Demands A Recount

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

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Daniel is well rich init.

The 2008 Rich List put Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe as the richest kid under 30 in the UK, and the 33rd richest in the world. But this was not good enough for good old Radders, and in a violent outburst Daniel asked for a recount.

"I frequently sit up at night and count my money and I can tell you that I am a hell of a lot richer than this stupid list is making out!" he yelled "How can some dude who invented Facebook be worth more than me, I am freaking Harry Potter, doesn't that mean anything to these people?"

Radder's has not only earned money from his work on the Harry Potter films but also from staring in other productions such as the naked play Equus and December Boys. In addition he owns his own business 'Gilmore Jacobs' which he earned £2million from last year alone.

Altogether, Daniel estimates himself at £23 million and can not understand why this doesn't make him the richest person on the planet…no in the universe.

Calm down Babe, £23 million is a hell of a lot of money, just think of how many shopping trips I could go on, when you finally make an honest woman of me that is.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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