Center for Disease Control Discovers Skanks Bad for your Health

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

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Skanks: The new typhoid Mary

The CDC (Center for Disease Control) in Atlanta, Georgia has discovered that association with "skanks is bad for your health. After a long, protracted study involving both skanks and control groups, it was determined that the skanks offered higher risks and shortened lifespan.

Obvious possible risks from these women include venerial diseases up to and including the A.I.D.S. virus, recreational drug use, and alcoholism. Related risks include arrest for D.U.I., solicitation, drug possession, insect bites from low cost fleabag motels, waking up with new tattoos, getting beat up by jealous husbands, boyfriends, pimps, or customers, and "having your pecker fall off out of sheer terror."

Persons wishing to associate with skanks should take precautions and avoid the Hollywood area or any women with large tattoos, bra straps showing, or panties with the words "The Dallas Cowboys Play Here" sewn on the crotch.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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