Cairo toe "not what it seems"

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Friday, 27 July 2007

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An artificial big toe found on the foot of an ancient Egyptian mummy could be the world's earliest functional prosthetic body part, UK experts believe. A Manchester University team hope to prove that the leather and wood "Cairo toe" not only looked the part but also helped its owner walk.

But other experts have cast doubt on the claims, due to the size and shape of the artifact. Dr Anne Summers, an expert in artificial devices, said, "It is fairly obvious what this is. It's not an artificial toe. The fact that it was attached to the mummy's foot has no bearing on what the device was used for. We have tested the artifact, and have found various oil residues on the leather. The wear points are inconsistent with standing and walking, and are actually what you would expect to find on other devices."

Dr. Summers said that the item probably dates from 1069 and 699BC, and would have been used at various parties that the Egyptians were famous for.

"Egyptian kings were not known for having huge body parts, and so would have artificial appendages attached to various parts of the body, in order to have a satisfying time in amongst the group orgy. Large appendages attached to feet, hands and the other obvious point would be common, and oils would be used to aid stimulation."

Dr Summers is 32.

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