Wal-Mart Opens Hospital In Aisle Seven

Funny story written by Smackycrackman

Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Code blue in aisle 7!

Chickenport Arkansas - As an ongoing commitment to it's customers, Wal-Mart The nations top retail supermarket, retail store and oilchange facility announced that it will open a full service
hospital in aisle seven. That is one aisle past the Dried Beans, pasta canned juice and ethnic food Aisle.

We plan on accepting both Patients who are on medicare and patients who are self insured. For those patients who are uninsured we plan on having red light specials on certain procedures like treatments for gunshot wounds, knife lacerations and lost fingers toes or limbs.

Wal-Mart CEO Twang Wee Tzu said: "By cutting the cost of many generics to $4, we are helping to ensure that our customers get the medicines they need at a price they can afford. That's a real solution for our nation's working families."

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