Christian Fundies attack Scientific Roundies

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 3 March 2007

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Round earth sacrilege

In an effort to apply biblical science to their belief system, Fundamentalists are insisting that the world is flat (just as maps have shown it practically forever) and globes should be banned as sacrilegious blasphemies (good name for a devil music group).

CBN star Rat Pobertson on his 007 club declared that it was about time that true literalists applied the biblical truth to modern science: "Not enough to have your ICTHUS on your hummer...not even if it's eating a Darwin fish...The bible teaches Flat Earth and there are supposedly good Christians with globes in their homes and classrooms!"

Other preachers are jumping on the biblical science bandwagon. Dr Giveme Datole Tyme-Releejun discovered that the Gospel of Mark has Jesus going north to go south: "At first I though it was obvious that like superman he must have flew around the, I mean, across the flat earth and came out the other side. But then I realized it was even simpler than that. The city in Palestine has been moved (probably by Al-Qaida) and all we have to do to protect biblical inerrancy is transport a half a million people 90 miles north.Round earth like basketball is just a feminist fertility myth!"

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