Gugu announces rat killing wireless utility power at CES

Written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 5 January 2020

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An end to vermin?

Lost Vegas, Nervana - Today at the Consumed Electrocuted Schtick (CES) conference, on the strip, startup Gugu (trying to leapfrog off the Googoo name?) showed a very impressive wireless charging system based on military millimeter wave (MMwave) technology.

Pokesperson, Raht Frazzle explained that giant robots armed with powerful 5G signals focused to a knife edge will not only be able to charge up your entire house as they walk by, but also kill all roaches, rats, mice, and other vermin, as a beneficial side effect.

Consumers are expected to trash their Qi chargers, charging cords, AND mousetraps as early as next year.

Police cracked down on a few protesters at the convention who were carrying signs that stated, “5G kills”, using MMwave weaponry.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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