Dec. 28 (Vermont) - The world must be coming to an end. The unimaginable happened. Experts in Russia (what can you expect from ex-commies?) and strangely in the USA itself found security holes in Microsoft's Vista.
This is so totally unthinkable. Microsoft is the premier software house in the world. Their products have always been reliable. We have always trusted and bought Microsoft because they produced highly secure, reliable products. This is unprecedented.
Windows is so safe and reliable the whole world (except for a few abnormal people that used stuff like Firefox and Linux) uses it without question. Firefox and Linux are free but people pay through their noses for Microsoft because everyone knows how secure and reliable Microsoft products are.
Unless of course the so-called issues that the so-called experts found are a conspiracy to smear the good name of Microsoft. That must be it isn't it? Evil trying to smear the name of Good. Devils trying to lure away the True Believers.
The problem is that Microsoft itself admitted to the flaws. Oh no, that is like God admitting that He is not perfect! If even Microsoft's products are flaky, the world must be in serious trouble. Repent for the end is nigh!
By Andrew PK Yap
