OAK BROOK, IL. - Not to be outdone by the multitudes of vendors creating their own release of the popular Linux operating system, McDonald's President and Chief Executive Officer, Jim Skinner, today announced the release of McDonalds McLinux 1.0 (Hap...
Dozens of fans of the open-source computer operating system Linux congregated at the Craterton Civic Center this weekend. Presentations centered around the convention's theme, "Linux: Not for Dummies." "Why put up with the security holes and blo...
Columbian José Conseco was today left astonished by an apparent bug in the new and fancy Windows 7 operating system, from Microsoft. The bug, detailed Norton Security services, allows users to drag-and-drop the Windows folder into the Recycle Bin. Th...
Microsoft customer, Curt N Rodde was told yesterday to 'pull himself together' when he fell ill and suffered mental anguish having managed to contact a human being at Microsoft when he had a problem with his Windows XP.
Brussels, Belgium - In a surprise move today, the EU Council of Ministers announced it was approving the admission of Linux to the EU, with full voting status. This marks the first time the EU has admitting a non-nation-state entity to its ranks.
BANGCOCK, THIGHLAND-(RUBERZ) "Operating UNIX is now so simple to use it can be learnt in 20 minutes.", brags Laparoscopic radical prostatectomy expert, Dr. Dick Shaftless, who has published research and ope...
A recent study has proven that all experts think Linux is better than Windows and Mac OS.
Dec. 28 (Vermont) - The world must be coming to an end. The unimaginable happened. Experts in Russia (what can you expect from ex-commies?) and strangely in the USA itself found security holes in Microsoft's Vista.
Bill Gates, the money grabbing monopolist, yesterday achieved his aim of killing Linux when Linus Torvalds, the eminent creator of what is acclaimed to be "the best OS in the world today" was savagely murdered by a Microsoft designed virus. The ne...
Following up on last months exclusive report on the "branching out" of Linux mascot Tux the penguin, this privileged reporter has been shown official primary sketches of what has been confirmed as the replacement for Tux. The character is a large-...
In a surprising move, the linux mascot tux has announced today that he will be pursuing a career in the porn industry.
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