Apple bring 3D into the real world

Funny story written by rajijajuice

Sunday, 29 January 2012

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The world of 3D is branching out from movies and television into our everyday lives. Apple have just released the i-Glass - a pair of regular looking spectacles, which allow the wearer to experience real life in 3 dimensions.

Users will now feel like they are immersed in their own world and enjoy the amazing sense of perspective; making them feel like they are surrounded by actual objects which are different distances away from them.

Mr James, an excited tester for the product said:

"I simply cannot believe what Apple have created here. With these glasses on life feels so real, so tangible. Its almost like I can reach out and touch the world around me". Shortly after giving us this comment Mr James walked into a wall because he was so busy staring at his hands in amazement.

An Apple spokesman said "We are so proud of what we have achieved here. We've truly brought real life into the 21st century and given people the ability to feel part of their world". He also went on to say that Apple are currently working on a follow-up, the i-Glass HD, which will allow the wearer to see the world in fabulous high definition, eradicating grainy spots and dead pixels - a feat which has never before been imagined.

Upon hearing these announcements the future seems so much brighter. The way we look at our world will never be the same again.

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