Erectile Dysfunction? There's an app for that

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Friday, 27 January 2012


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Daphne likes the new three speed vibration an awful lot

A new applet start-up company, Bite Syze, has released One iMonster, the first version of their app to cure erectile dysfunction.

"This app is certainly an eye opener," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "Obviously I don't have a problem in the bedroom department. Obviously. I downloaded it for research purposes only."

The new applelet has been designed for both the man and the woman in the relationship, should there be a woman in the relationship.

"According to the help file," said Buck, "The app works equally well in same sex relationships. Although I'd imagine that it means men, and not women. I don't believe erectile dysfunction is a major issue for women directly."

Buck managed to get somebody to admit to the problem at the App World!.

"I bought him the app and sent him home with Daphne, the filing and records clerk," said Buck. "Both seemed quite pleased."

The app uses the iPhone's inbuilt vibration function and has found an innovative use for the iPhone wrist strap.

"There is a warning in the installation," said Buck, "which if not heeded can ruin an iPhone. They say that a condom is essential, just for the iPhone, not for anything else. Otherwise splashes can ruin the amoled screen."

According to Daphne the new app is marvellous.

"It's really good," said Daphne. "I couldn't tell if Ed had erectile Dysfunction or not. Don't tell my mum. She'll want one."

Buck has one reservation that prevents him from wholeheartedly recommending the app.

"I didn't go home with Daphne," he said, sadly.

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