Quantum Mechanic Researchers Discover Time Runs Backward!

Written by G. G. Keyes,

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Dateline Bern, Switzerland, day after tomorrow: Quantum researchers exploring the bizarre world of "string theory", "quantum entanglements", "replicating clothes hangers" , "single socks" and other unexplained phenomenon which A.Einstein will one day describe as "Spooky action at a distance..." have announced that TIME RUNS BACKWARDS!

Yes, impossible as it seems, time not only runs backwards but events and occurrences happening right now, yesterday, last week, and even years ago can be documented in the "future" with uncanny precision. Using nothing more than "Portable Quantum Untanglers" and library cards researchers have found archived records detailing election results, lottery numbers, natural disasters and, for those not afraid to know, the actual date you will be born! The use and miss-use of this information does not bode well....

This writer has looked further into the dire ramifications of how this information is and has been used and an in-depth analysis was presented here last month.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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