To my fellow Arab American Citizens:
As you know, my parents came to this country from Lebanon.
My father opened up a little bakery in Connecticut and dreamed that one day his son would help destroy this evil America.
If only my father were here now so he could see how much I have accomplished.
While attending Princeton University, I was instrumental in stamping out all fun on campus.
After graduation, I took on the decadent men's fashion industry and made everyone dress like me.
I helped America's former enemies Germany and Japan in their efforts to destroy the automobile industry in the United States.
I entered politics to help our Arab conspiracy bring down America.
In 2000, I was successful in keeping Al Gore out of the White House and helped that idiot George W. Bush steal the election from the Democrats.
With your help, I will do the same to John Kerry this coming fall.
Thank you for your continued support.
I'm Ralph Nader, and I approved this message.