Don’t you dare
Play ‘Living on a prayer’
How did he climb to fame
With “givin’ love a bad name”?
Lame music
Just proves it
Any doucebag with a guitar
Can really go far
No counting for taste
Just give ‘em a pretty face
Lots of white trash
Will find enough cash
To keep bad music alive
Let the tasteless thrive
But I say
Fuck Bon Jovi
He ain’t groovy
If my baby says she likes
Then I’m dropping her tonight
Fuck Bon Jovi
He can suck my left one
He ain’t my definition of fun
Shove that guitar down his throat
Tear up all the songs he wrote
Fuck Bon Jovi
He’s no Tony Iommi
Too many one, two, three hit wonders
Gonna someday go under
But I guess not today
Oh why oh why won’t Bon just go away?
Now crank some death metal to clear your palate!
