Full Time Community Interrogator Needed at Inhuman Services

Written by C/L

Sunday, 5 May 2019

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Prior experience is preferred, but is not necessary.

There are some very strange organizations and advertisements out there, but what if you were to run across an organization putting forward an ad like this?

Full-time directly unsupportive person needed to assist with daily unsupported personal needs of an unsupported person, including, but not necessarily limited to, anti-socializing, finding and maintaining fear and dread while promoting opportunities for termination of employment, learning new lethal skills, transporting weapons, drugs, smuggling people to and from appointments, and creating unfriendly and violent relationships.

Prior experience is preferred, but is not necessary. We will happily train the right person! If you enjoy making someone's life hell, then we are interested in talking with you about this opportunity and the many benefits that Inhuman Services has to offer.

To apply: send a filthy cover letter and resumé to:

Inhuman Services
000 Central Disaster Street,
Scum-hole, NA 00000
Fax to 1-800-wet-fart, or email to bballs@ihs.web and shitfish@ihs.web

This position requires an invalid driver's license, proof of inadequate auto insurance and completion of erratic-driver's and devious criminal background checks. Inhuman services is an unequal opportunity employer and misery provider.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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