New First Lady Melania Trump Announces Decorating Plans!

Written by Al N.

Thursday, 10 November 2016

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The soon to be "Gold House."

First Lady-to-be Melania Trump outlined her plans for the White House in a press conference from Trump Tower.

The Mr. President-Elect Trump's First Lady, Melania, has been picking out gold draperies, and gold furniture for the Red Room of the White House.

When asked why she would change the color of the Red Room to gold, Melania just laughed and said "But darling! Don't you see, gold trumps just plain red any time!"

Mrs. Trump explains her plans to also change the Green Room to Gold. Also, the Blue Room, the Vermeil Room, the East Room, the Lincoln Bedroom, the Roosevelt Room, the Treaty Room, Queen's Bedroom, and various other rooms will be provided with all gold furnishings.

"So Mrs. Trump, will the whole White House be turned gold?" asked reporters.

"Oh no, replied Mrs. Trump. Donald has told me he wishes to decorate the Oval Office and the Brady Press Room himself. He says he's going to paint the Press Room gray, or just get rid of it and turn it into a gym." continued Mrs. Trump.

"He says the Oval Office is going to be his den where he can have the guys over, no dames allowed, smoke cigars, and play poker."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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