Dreamland, USA Donald Trump outlined his many plans to improve life on the planet when he becomes President:
-Use China's satellites to control the U.S. weather and then make Mexico and Canada pay for the good weather.
-Re-open the Obama Birther Controversy-Period.
-Put Bill Cosby in jail, because he never liked his comedy anyways.
-Build a wall around all the U.S. states that refused to support him in the General Election, and then charge them for it.
-Make Europe convert their Euros into Trump Dollars.
-Change the name of Obamacare to Trumpcare and start charging a royalty for using his name.
-Let all Republicans who supported him decide which Muslims get to enter the country.
-Make all those Muslims pay a fee in Trump Dollars to enter the country.
-Force North Korea to add petting zoos to all their labour camps.
-Send all Republicans who supported Hillary to re-education camps.
And he'll do it all in two weeks!
