Is Storm Jonas Delayed Retribution from the Biblical Jonah?

Funny story written by Gail Farrelly

Saturday, 23 January 2016

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Living in this guy for 3 days was NOT Jonah's cup of tea!

You know the Jonah I'm talking about. Swallowed whole by a whale, he emerged totally intact three days later from the belly of the whale.

There's speculation that Jonah is finally getting even. Rumor has it that he's sent a miserable snow storm to the U.S. to belatedly protest his three-day illegal confinement. Reportedly he's told friends, "Believe me, it's no picnic being in a whale's belly for three days. Try it. You won't like it. Nothing to eat but already digested food. No light, no video games, no TV, no Internet, and no Twitter. A real hell on earth."

Americans, pilloried by Jonas the storm, are left to wonder, "Will we be suffering the effects for three days?"

Phooey!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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