You know the Jonah I'm talking about. Swallowed whole by a whale, he emerged totally intact three days later from the belly of the whale.
There's speculation that Jonah is finally getting even. Rumor has it that he's sent a miserable snow storm to the U.S. to belatedly protest his three-day illegal confinement. Reportedly he's told friends, "Believe me, it's no picnic being in a whale's belly for three days. Try it. You won't like it. Nothing to eat but already digested food. No light, no video games, no TV, no Internet, and no Twitter. A real hell on earth."
Americans, pilloried by Jonas the storm, are left to wonder, "Will we be suffering the effects for three days?"