You know the Jonah I'm talking about. Swallowed whole by a whale, he emerged totally intact three days later from the belly of the whale.
There's speculation that Jonah is finally getting even. Rumor has it that he's sent a miserable snow storm to the U.S. to belatedly protest his three-day illegal confinement. Reportedly he's told friends, "Believe me, it's no picnic being in a whale's belly f...
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