New Research proves "The Price is Right" causes Brain Damage

Written by dave nelson

Wednesday, 25 February 2015

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"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.

He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"

"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation more than life ITSELF!"

"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"

Dr. Pipick replied "Watch them closely! - Neuter them all! - and consider Euthanasia!

Drew Carey also weighed in: "I have stopped puking everyday at the thought of hosting this show for crap crazed morons - I no longer think of killing myself and have accepted the fact that i sold my soul for money -and i just think of the gorgeous hookers waiting for me every night"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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