Driving a Ferrari is not quite what it seems as a Sheffield owner of the very expensive car decided, "enough is enough, get me out of here!"
He decided to speed down a curvy, country lane at top speed, open the door, leap out, and let the "Red Bea...
"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.
He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"
"Another amazing finding is that when put thr...
The recent diagnosis of Kay Russell, 49, from Gloucestershire with Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) has been a major breakthrough in international relations.
Russell said friends who had known her for years suddenly did not recognise her on the tele...
WASHINGTON DC - An incident report stating that President Obama had been "threatened" about 10 weeks after being sworn into office may have had "omissions." A Secret Service spokesman stated, "a more accurate description of the event would be to the...
Justin "baby" Bieber has created a new trend, Glass Butting. It's a simple new step where you walk into a glass door believing it will just open.... then slam dunk.... right into the glass while still your in motion and the glass door refuses to open...
Austrian scientists have discovered that men are brain damaged if they sleep in the same bed as their partners!
Also it doesn't matter if they are sexually active or not, sleeping with someone in the same bed is just mentally unhealthy (for men!).
Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).
After extensive mental and physical study scientists released yesterday that they have discovered that trombonists are mentally deficient. while this has long been believed to be true by many brass band members across the world, scientists felt the...
In a recent survey conducted by the UK mobile phone authority it has been revealed that mobile phones can, when thrown hard enough, inflict serious brain damage.
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