Prosthetic Eyed Video Cam Hooker has Video of Rush Limbaugh

Funny story written by dave nelson

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Well she has surfaced again and, with her Prosthetic Eye Cam, has produced another amazing candid expose of a celebrity client. Here is her story.

I never planned on releasing the video of my strange sexual encounter with Rush Limbaugh (strange, even for me) but now I hope it sheds some light on this malignant human being.

Rush requested that I tie a rope around his neck and loop the other end around his down-belows and then he stood on top of a ladder (which he brought with him) - and then looped the rope up to a special climbing piton he screwed into the ceiling. And then he took three Oxycotins!

I started to "relieve his stress" - and that right before he reached his peak he would jump off the ladder - pulling hard on that rope - and that as soon "it" happened, I was to swing him back on the ladder.

As you can see in the video he really got off in a spectacular demonstration of what he called Kung Fu Kum!

He said it was a method used by ancient Chinese mystics - and that the Buddah and Lao Tzu both believed it was a way of reaching total Enlightenment.

Well - he sure enlightened me! He almost blew my head off!

Anyway. I just thought given how many people worship this maggot they deserved to know his deviate nature!

And please don't try this at home - unless you're a Rush Limbaugh fan.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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