Book Review - Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James

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Thursday, 27 March 2014

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This is a book I simply could not put down, due entirely to the fact that I was involved in a rather unfortunate sexual bondage role play game involving 234 rolls of sticky tape.

And a goat.

However, once I managed to remove the goat from my apartment I did read the book.

There are many words I could use to describe this book, fantastic, great, superb, remarkable, outstanding, stupendous, thrilling, exciting, brilliant, a must read, awesome, unbelievable, gripping, erotic, blockbuster, entertaining, complex, easy-read, classic, a work of art, genius, mind boggling or spectacular.

However, I only need one word.

Shit.

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