Written by D P Whitehead

Sunday, 16 March 2014


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Not a biography about an extremely annoying pop star who just moans through his songs, well known for his sample-based electronic music, vegan lifestyle, and support of animal rights...and looks like a bald nerd.


It is about a big whale.

I guess it was my fault, for not reading the title of the book correctly. I thought it was "Moby is a Dick", which of course he is.

Anyway, I read this book, and one can only hope that the Moby of the title was eventually tracked and caught by Japanese fishermen and one can only pray his body has been put to good use.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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