Written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 12 March 2014


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This book was a total waste of my time and money and no use to me whatsoever, as I actually went to Paris for my summer vacation.

I suggest that in future, before I read a book - or buy one, that I do some geographical research as these Islands are miles away from France.

That said, and in fairness to Greece, despite popular belief, not all Greeks are in fact bearing gifts.

My friend, Stavros, who is from Athens, has never even bought me a drink, let alone a gift. So, the saying is total crap.

If anything, all Greeks are bearing BO and facial hair, the men too.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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