Testicles sliced off on water park ride

Funny story written by Auntie Jean

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

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Loose glass on slide

Auntie Jean advises D. Void O'Nuts.

"Auntie Jean, my nuts were sliced off by a broken piece of glass fibre on a Water Park slide this morning. The lifeguard retrieved them for me and packed them into a medium fizzy orange carton with ice. I have a day off next week and wondered whether to freeze them until then, when I can get to the casualty department. I know to keep them away from the dog and to keep them on ice, have you any recommendations please?"

Auntie Jean Advises:

Hi, Ms.D. Void. You must cut a pouch in each thigh muscle and place one testicle in each. If they are still frozen you can microwave them for a few minutes. Seal the testicles into their respective pouches, left or right with sterilised needle and thread and they will remain healthy for several years.

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