Top Ten Signs You May Be In Love With Betty White

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Saturday, 7 December 2013

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Following are sure signs that you might have fallen in love with Betty White, so check close:

1. At work after the boiler explodes and you wake up outside the building on a tree limb, the first thing you say is, "Forget about me, go check on Betty White."

2. You watch all the reruns of the Golden Girls and The Mary Tyler Moore Show to see if Betty White was on that episode.

3. On one rear cheek you have a tattoo that says "Betty" and on the other you have "White"

4. You change your name to Allen Ludden.

5. On the back of your driver's license: "My body parts can only be sent to help Betty White".

6. You have "That's My Golden Girl" bumper Sticker.

7. You start a Betty White Club and then kick everybody else out because you get so jealous!

8. You just ordered the Chocolate and Betty White Ice Cream Flavor at Ben & Jerry's and everyone is staring at you.

9. You check the Entertainment Section on the computer the first thing every morning to see what that lady's up to.

10. Included among your six Betty White photo albums, are ten different restraining orders.

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