Written by Auntie Jean

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

image for Auntie Jean Advises - Gaffa Tape from Wigan
Selfie out trannying

Gaffa Tape asks:

Dear Auntie Jean,

Is a distinguished gentleman shafting my wife or is my wife a closet lesbian?

I have been married for 3 years and was recently putting her underwear back in the drawers after my regular afternoon's trannying when I noticed some men's shirts in the bottom of the drawer. Underneath the shirts were a pipe and tobacco and an assortment of theatrical beards.

I am by the way a cross dresser, who has an innocent relationship with a well spoken distinguished gentleman who I meet in a theatre bar on one of my my tranny outings.

Later, to my bewilderment I noticed that the shirts in my wife's drawer had the same gentleman's name on all of their collars.

Could my wife be wearing the things in the drawer to disguise herself and meet a lesbianwhen I'm out? Even worse, am I secretly meeting my own wife while she is wearing a Ben Sherman shirt, sporting a big red beard and smoking a pipe?

Auntie Jean replies:

Calm down Gaffa Tape!

Its likely that one day when you sat down in the theatre bar with Mr. Sherman you both had identical carrier bags. Ben was probably going to take his beards and shirts home to wash. When you left you must have picked the wrong bag up and obviously your wife thought the things might have blackmail value and hid them.

I hope there weren't lots of new man sized ladies underwear and size 12 high heeled shoes in your carrier bag?

Gaffa Tape replies:

Damn that's where they went thank you Auntie Jean!!

That's why I'm here!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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