Dear Rocko,
Just call me Sabrina, from Saffron City, Kanto. I have a neighbor who annoys me by leaving pamphlets and Chick tracts at my doors and windows. This neighbor just moved from Westboro, and I don't know if I let my Alakazam use a Pokemon move on that guy because doing it violates my beliefs. I already reported this to the police station, but this still keeps on going. I need advice. Blessed be!
ROCKO'S ANSWER:
Good day, Sabrina.
Your neighbor might be a fundamentalist, and leaving tracts on any eye-catching places except the trash can is part of their religion. Some of them have lack of respect, so I suggest that you want to move to another place.
Remember that there is no "true" religion, even there are random testimonies floating on the infinite Internet that involve kids having a day's trip to the astral plane with their deity/deities, so don't be afraid. It does not matter how people view The Source of all creation.
But if this neighbor takes drastic measures, you must defend your rights, without using the Ginsu knife and a bulldozer.
Also, I suggest that you might want to look for an article on the Internet that had instructions on how to stop other people from converting you.
Bright Blessings,
Rocko
