Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Monday, 18 November 2013

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Will Tayer, age 6 is at it again! He has organized several area first and second graders to march in front of his mothers home, chanting "One-Two-Three-Four. He won't stay behind that door!" referring to the young mans bedroom door.

These developments occurred upon the young man being recently grounded and told that he will stay in his room.

Wills mother Mrs. Tayer reports, "I told him he was grounded once I saw his mid-term grade reports showing three unsatisfactory grades. He just walked out of the house and assembled this group to rally for him."

"This dictatorship shall not reign much longer!" shouted Will Tayer, "Viva La Revolucion! One-Two-Three-Four I won't stay behind that door!"

This is a follow up to a previous story. The original article can be read here:


We will keep you posted on any new developments as they come along.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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