Top Ten Cigarettes than never caught on, no matter how many commercials you ran on television and radio, billboards placed along the highways!
10. Lungbusters
9. Saferettes (We put your health first with our filter at each end.)
8. Fifty Butts (Save a buck, order Fifty Butts)
7. S & M's
6. Lucky Dope
5. Tobacco Farmers Genuine Organic Locally Grown Tobacco
4. Cedar Cigs (Saving packages so you can build your own coffin)
3. Chest-R-Filled (The cigarette that lets you know when you need to slow down.)
2. Havana Beard Blazers (As advertised everywhere by Ricky Ricardo himself)
1. Old Gold Gates (We'll get you there)
