I want to be an Arab
And wear a flowing robe
With a beard down to my ankles
From my ear lobe
I want to be an Arab
And chat all day and night
On a mat that's facing Mecca, or wherever
They direct that shite
I want to be an Arab
They love a drop of wine!
Downside: no bacon, sausage or pork chop
They're forbidden to touch swine
I want to be an Arab
Have my women walk behind
Whilst the imam at the mosque, he tries
To take away my mind
I want to be an Arab
And kill the infidel
With a bomb strapped to my midriff
I'll see you all in Hell
With my chilled raisins
Enshaalaa!
Woods 2014
