Political Facebook - President Obama and George Clooney

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 7 February 2013


President Obama: Hello George. Are you there?
8:03 a.m.

George Clooney: I'm right here Mr. President and how the heck are you doing sir?
8:07 a.m.

President Obama: I'm good Georgie. And do tell me how is that gorgeous long-legged girlfriend of yours?
8:11 a.m.

George Clooney: Which one? Just kidding. Stacey is in New York City shooting a high heel shoes commercial.
8:14 a.m.

President Obama: Well let me say that they certainly picked the right gal for that job.
8:17 a.m.

George Clooney: Thank you sir, Stacey is a fine woman and gosh she can vo-di-oh-doe like no woman I have ever known.
8:20 a.m.

President Obama: Wow! That is really saying something. Mmmm-Mmmm, let me just say that Keibler is a keeper.
8:24 a.m.

George Clooney: So tell me Mr. President, what did you think about the Super Bowl?
8:28 a.m.

President Obama: I loved it. And I am thrilled to say that I won $14,000 on the game.
8:31 a.m.

George Clooney: $14,000! You bet on the Ravens?
8:35 a.m.

President Obama: I sure did. I had some fantastic tips from two secret service agents who had been down in New Orleans on an undercover assignment.
8:38 a.m.

George Clooney: And who did you make the bet with? Don't tell me it was Joey?
8:43 a.m.

President Obama: No, it wasn't my good pal Biden. I made the bet with the man with the hairdo from hell.
8:47 a.m.

George Clooney: Gary Busey?
8:50 a.m.

President Obama: No. It was with that egotistical, arrogant, sarcastic, know-it-all jive ass Donald Trump.
8:54 a.m.

George Clooney: You mean the old "Birther Bitch" himself?
8:57 a.m.

President Obama: Yep. Dat be the one.
9:01 a.m.

Donald Trump: Ah, hello Mr. President, I have never once claimed to know it all, I just pretty much know most of it, okay?
9:03 a.m.

President Obama: Well well, if it isn't Mr. Donald Trump. And tell me, how are you feeling now that you're a little bit lighter in the wallet Donnie boy?
9:06 a.m.

Donald Trump: I'll get my money back when the NBA finals come around.
9:09 a.m.

George Clooney: Hey Trumpy, are you still picking the Los Angeles Lakers to win it all?
9:11 a.m.

President Obama: Answer the man Donnie.
9:16 a.m.

George Clooney: I guess his tears must have shorted out his keyboard.
9:18 a.m.

President Obama: Good one Jorge!
9:20 a.m.

George Clooney: Thank you Mr. President. Catch you later.
9:22 a.m.

President Obama: Ditto amigo.
9:25 a.m.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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