January 2013 - The President, aka King Obama, is announcing that he and the Administration will (among other things):"
"Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes." (this is actually true)
My doctor is gonna ask me if I own a gun? I can see it now ...
Me: "Um, doc, I got this real pain in my neck".
Doctor: "Do you own a gun?"
Me: "Excuse me? What does that have to do with the pain in my neck?"
Doctor: The President says I should ask my patients if they own a gun."
Me: "What the heck does that have to do with practicing medicine???"
Doctor: "Nothing".
So I went to the doctor's office with a pain in the neck and left with a pain in the ass!
