Andy Reid is (former Phillies Manager) Danny Ozark with a different-shaped ball. And huge, pendulous boobs.
I am So SICK of hearing that Andy Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles' history. That speaks more to longevity than accomplishment.
Fred Bruney has a perfect winning record as Eagles coach, he never lost a game. Want him back?
Rich Kotite has a better post-season win/loss record. Want him back?
He's Danny Fucking Ozark. In fact, Ozark has a BETTER regular season win/loss record than Reid.
And he shit the bed EVERY YEAR in the post-season. And he was chased outta Philly by an angry mob with pitchforks and torches.
The regular season is a means to an end: an entertaining product that buys a team's way into the playoffs and an eventual Lombardi Trophy.
He's had a bunch of regular season wins: Great, I'll commence shooting bottle rockets out of my ass to celebrate that achievement.
However, he's had FOURTEEN opportunities to win us a Super Bowl. And he and his team found new and different ways to shit the bed and not make it happen.
Andy was great at mediocrity.
